Total Medals Earned: 48 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 830 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (60/260 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 5/11 (95/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Played on Piconjo Day (6/9)
You're damn right
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/500 points)
Catch your first fish.
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $100 in total
Earn $1000 in total
Earn $10000 in total
Earn $100000 in total
Earn $1000000 in total
Rescue the crab
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Ascend for the first time
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Take a peek at the credits
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/290 points)
Reach 25 Hit Combo
Defeat Tombot in less than 5 minutes.
Reach 50 Hit Combo
Defeat Tombot
Reach 75 Hit Combo
Defeat Tombot in less than 2 minutes.
Reach 100 Hit Combo
Defeat Tombot without getting hit once
Reach 200 Hit Combo
Medals Earned: 2/40 (15/500 points)
Open the first present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the last present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.